If Rob Ford can quit crack, so can I

... bender, to find that in their drunken stupor they've already eaten an entire bucket of fried chicken, turned their new yoga mat into the world's worst bong, and stumbled into a soup kitchen by mistake and told the kindly old nun behind the counter ...

http://www.nsnews.com/if-rob-ford-can-quit-crack-so-can-i-1.773039