Village Idiot: What, I have to use the exercise machine?

... their clothing for what people should be doing when they wear it. If they can make running shorts and swimsuits and yoga pants, why can't they make Flying On An Airplane clothing? Supermarket Shopping clothing? Waiting For The Bus clothing? Applying ...

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