I Love Television™

... and I don't have time for any of your flighty, namby-pamby, wishy-washy CRAP. Hell no , I don't have time to go to yoga. Hell no , I haven't had time to read that "fascinating long-form article" in the Atlantic on the "inexorable demise of ...

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