I'm not winded, those are just my yoga pants

... for more fried chicken, but now I am bending, breathing and dislocating with the best of them. Yes, I have discovered yoga, and my discovery is that yoga is really just the world's worst game of Twister. While yoga might be turn me into a pretzel, ...

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